Birbal Aur Tanesen me akshar is baat ko lekar nok jhonk hoti thi ki
koun kitna bada tis markha hai.
Birbal kehta tha ki mai sabse bada tis markha hoon
tansen bola mai sabse bada tis markha hoon
to tansen bola ki mai maharaaj ke saamne maharani ki chuchiyan choos sakta hoon
birbal bola agar tum aisa kar loge to mai sabke saamne bhari sabha me
nanga aa jayunga.
to dono me sart lag gayi
tansen ne bhi tao tao me sart to laga di par woh sart kaise jeete isko lekar bhi woh sochne laga.
use ek din ek sapera dikha usne usse ek saap kharid liya jo ki jahrila nahi tha aur use khoob training di aur saap itna trained ho gaya ki tansen ki matra ek isare se hi woh jakar wohin kaatta tha.
ek baar maharaj aur uski raani park me baith kar isk pharma rahe the tabhi tansen jhariyon me choop kar apne saap ke saath sab kuch dekh raha tha.
tabhi usne maharani ki choochiyon ki taraf isara karte huye apne saap ko sanket diya saap dhire dhire jakar maharani ki choochiyon par kaat diya.
tabhi maharaaj jor jor se chillane lage bachao meri biwi ko saap ne kaat liya.
tansen jhariyon me se nikla aur maharaj se bola.
jaan ki kher ho to maharaj ek upay pes karoon.
maharaj : bolo
tansen : maharaaj mai sara jahar choos ke nikal deta hoon
maharaaj : jo karna hai madarchod jaldi kar.
aur tansen choos ke sara jahar nikal diya. tabhi wahan par birbal aa gaya aur tansen ko choochi chooste huye dekh liya
aab birbal ki gand phatne lagi agle din use darbaar me nanga aana hai
aur agle din birbal bhari darbaar me nanga aa gaya
tabhi maharaaj bole birbal yeh kya gustakhi hai
birbal jor se chillane laga maharaaj saap ne land me kaat diya hoojoor
maharaaj : tansen choos lo jahar
