Arz kiya hai.. "Mathe pe lahu,sir pe ret.. Wah-wah...! Gaur karna.
Mathe pe lahu,sir pe ret. Kyoki.. Sajni ne phool mara, "GAMLA SAMET".
wah-wah....!
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Mai bewkuf... mai bewkuf... mai bewkuf... mai bewkuf... Mai
bewkuf....! Aahista bolo.awz yahan tak aa rhi hai..ab ho to ho.
sabko btane ki kya Jrurat hai..
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Yaar mujhe call kar koi khas kaam hai meri ek frnd aayi hui hai Tere
se baat krna chahti hai. Use yakin nhi aata k bandar bhi baat krte
hai...!
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Ek chuchi Dusri chuchi se Boli:-Yaar Hamari Bhi kya Life Hai, Din Bhar
Latke rehte Hai Raat Me Lafra Neeche vali Gali Me Hota Hai or pakde
Hum Dono Jate Hai..!
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Ladke ne sex start kia to ladki boli-dard ho raha hai. Ladka-bas tum
10 tak gino main nikal loonga Ladki - 1,2 Aaa 3,4,5 uff 6,7,8 Aaah Aaa
9, 9, 9,8,7,6
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Girl:Galat hai? Boy:Bt i love U? G:Galat hai? B:Hum log shadi Kr lege?
Girl;Galat hai? B: galat nai hai? G:Haramkhor tu jaha DAL raha hai? Vo
Jagah galat hai.
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Jindagi me khuch lamhe yaad ban gaye,mile to wo mulakat ban
gaye,bichade to yaad ban gaye,jo dil se na jaae so aap ban gaye
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Coming Soon...??ManforcE ConDoM In New? SABUDANA Flavor....??Only for
Fasting Days,??Ab Fast Me bhi Lo? Falahari SEX Ka Maza...
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Agar hum aansu hote to aapki aankho se girkar marna pasand karte, agar
aap meri aankho ke aansu hoti to wada hai dost hum zindagi bhar nahi
rote.
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RAPE case-Advocate- Aap bata sakti hai ki aadmi kaun tha? Girl-Koi
bahar ka tha.Adv-Kaise pAta? Girl-itna bada lund hamare mohalle me
kisi ka nahi hai.
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Bus Me Lady Bacche ko ApNa Dudh Pilate Hue Bar Bar bolti :"Peele Nhi
to Uncle ko de DunGi "uncle- OYE, Jldi Dcide kr! Tere Chakkar Me 5
Stop AaGe Aa Gya Hoon..!
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Rs 1450:baby food Rs1000:doctor fee Rs 950:medicine Rs 800:toys Rs
500:diapers Rs 300:baby powder total Rs 5000/month YA ? CONDOM ? Rs 5
faisla ap k hath me
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Na phulon me Na baharo me Na chand me Na sitaron me Na ek me Na hazaro
me Humne dekha hai tumhe ? ? ? Chappal churate Huye Gurudwaro me.
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Premi-Ae bewafa tune mera dil jala diya._Dil jala kar "RAKH" kar
diya._Premika-Teri kurbani bekar nhi jayegi._Bhej de "RAKH" bartan
manjne k kam to aayegi.
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Kya Aap Marne K Bad B SEX Ka Maza Lena Chahte HoThen 'Donate Ur
LUND' Ye Msg Sabhi FUCKERS Ko Fwd Kare. Kyo Ki 'LUND Daan Maha
Daan'...!
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Patni :- Uthho je dekho billi sara doodh pi gayi. Pati :- Uski Maa ki
, Saari nind kharab kar di .Kitni baar kaha hai ki " BRA" Pahan ke
soya karo..Jaan love u.
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suppose Samunder me 2 log dub rahe hai, jisme 1 jo aapko chahta hai
and dusra jise aap chahte hai. To aap kise bachaoge. reply with
reason..
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>----> >----> Ja meri misaeil ja Jo mujhe sms na kare unke Dimag me ja Aur fat ja <----< <----< vapis kyu aaya? Boss Unke pas to dimag hi nhi hai.
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Srdr:Xpress kab hai?TT:5 bjeSrdr:Local?TT:9 bjeSrdr:Maalgadi?TT:1
bjePar jana kha hai?Srdr: Kahi nahi, Patri pe tatti krni hai...
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Gaon ki gori badi hi bholi, Bra utaar bed pe soli, Ghaghra utha k
panty kholi, Khol k panty mujh se boli, Nikal pichkari khele holi 6
din pehle happy holi.
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"HAPPY" "NEW" "YEAR"soch rahe ho aaj ..kyon?"Ab aap DON ko sikhaoge
kab wish karna hai."Don jab chahta hai tab wish karta hai."Lo Happy
holi " Kya kar loge.
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Why Boys r not used in Kurkure ads...???? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Imagine a Guy saying_ . . . . . . . . . . . Tedha hai, Par Mera
hai.!.!.!:-D.
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