Why Boys r not used in Kurkure ads...???? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Imagine a Guy saying_ . . . . . . . . . . . Tedha hai,
Par Mera hai.!.!.!:-D.
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3 girls gossiping 1st-aaj maine tution wale sir ke table par condom dekha. 2nd-Aur maine usme ched kar diya 3rd-Marva diya
kutti ab tum dono mousi banogi.
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C~Chahat Ho Tum, H~Hasrat Ho Tum, U~Umeed Ho Tum, T~Takdir Ho Tum, I~Imaan Ho Tum, Y~Yaar Ho Tum, A~Arman Ho Tum, In Short,
"C.H.U.T.I.Y.A" Ho tum,
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Respected international kanjus, thnx for not sending any sms.U will win BHARAT KANJUS RATNA Award.Na-na sms mat karna varna
OSCAR Award koi or le jayega.. GM
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Kya hai zindgi?Dekho to khwaab hai zindgi,Padho to kitaab hai zindgi,Samjho toh gyaan hai zindgi,Par hum to kehte hai "Haste
Raho" to AASAAN hai zindgi. Gud mrg
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What's Diff-18yr Girl's boobs & Kamwali's Boobs?... 18yr Girl Has Tight Cute Boobs & Yumy Pink Nipples. That's My
Experience. Chal mamu ab Kamwali ka tu bata.
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jab laura ho.. out of control.. to unglio ko kr k gol unglio ko kr k gol.. mutthi maar k bol ALL IZZ WET Laura kya jane sperm
ka kya hoga.. lyf milegi ya
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Ek ladki ne Apne BOYfriend ka land First Time Pakda aur us per kiss karne lagi tabhi usme se kuch drop nikle; Girl:wat is
this? Boy:khushi ke aansu hai Pagli.?
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Soja dost soja NINDIYA RANI Ayegi BLUE FILM dikhayegi Tujhse katrina aur Mallika CHUDWAYGI Teri LULLI bi CHUSWAYGi Baki
kahani subah teri chaddi khud bataygi..!
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Man : Dr.Mera khada nahi hota.! Dr:R U married? "NO" Do u have girlfrnd? "NO" Visit Raand? "NO" To Lodu khada karke kya
LAND pe 2010 ka calandr latkayega. GM
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"ONLY 1411 TIGERS r Left in INDIA". sirf hasi mazak wale msg karke PAISA barbad mat karo Zara is msg ko bhi idhar-udhar faila
do."save tigers"
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Teachr: Btao, LUND or CHUT me SENIOR koun hai.? Stdnt: CHUT. T: Kaise.? S: Kyoki CHUT ko dek k LUND "KHADA" ho jata hai..!
Moral: Giv rspct 2 all d SENIORS.
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Apke shero se hum GHAYAL ho gaye, Apki Hasi se hum PAGL ho gaye, SMS pack kya mile, sale CHAPPAL CHOR bhi aaj kal SHAYAR
ho gaye. Good night.....!
