2 minute k liye Moun rakho,un Machharo ki atma ki shanti k liye,jo kal
rat apko katne k bad Dybitiz se mar gaye.. Bcoz "U R" So So So
$weet...!
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Jahapanah... Tussi ; ; Great ; Ho ; ; Tohafa ; ; Kabul ; ; ; ; ; ; ;
Karo.... ,,, (." ) ,_/ // ) ) == purrrr _!,!
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('.') Kaha\) )\ Ho Dost. ! \_ ('.')[) )> Pata ! \_
Hai Miss Karte hai aap ko kitna?? ('.')]---( )---< _/
/_ Itnaa
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Ek dog diwar pr susu kr rha tha tabhi diwar us pr gir gai our dog wahi
mar gya tbse kuto ne decide kiya ki susu krte samay ek tang se diwar ko
suport denge..
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1 Bacha daily school se bhag k GanD marwata tha.Is tarh usne bhut Pese
kmay.In-Peso s usne Mob khrida.Vidhi k vidhan deko,Aaj vo apni hi story
padh raha hai.Gm
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Line Marne Ke Bahut Se Tareqe He
Jin Me Se Kuch Tarike..
1-Pakki pencil se
2-Kachi pencil se
3-Marker se
4-Pen se
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Boy 2 his G.F : Jab zuban pe Tera Naam aata h,Ye hath Niche chala jata
h,Tumhe pane k liye kuch b kar jaunga,1 bar karne de varna hila Hila k
mar jaunga.
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Bina sex k pareshan BB 1 raat JAN-GAN-MAN gane lagi. Pati-ye kya kr
rahi ho?? BB-Last try hai ispe to pura HINDUSTAN khada ho jata
hai!!-) gm
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Boy's Chalisa-Yu to hum hai Bhramchari Par jaha dekhi hasin nari Wahi
niyat ne palti mari, Patane ki koshish jaari,Pati to hamari Wrna hum to
hai hi BHRAMCHARI.
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Relince Ki Agar Condm Ki Factri Hoti to Ambani Kehta Karlo Land Mutthi
Me, Marlo Gand Chutki Me, Yahi To Tha Apna Sapna? Har Land Pe Ho Condom
Apna...!
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Do ladkiyan nha rhi thi ek boli-tere neeche baal nhi he.To dusri hasi
or boli Pagli jis sadak pe Traffic zyada ho us sadak pe ghass nhi ugti.
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SEX K Teacher ne student se kaha: Chut ki tasvir banao (ladki sharmai
aur niche dekhne lagi) 1 ladka bola-"SIR dekho burchodi CHEETING KAR
RAHI HAI".
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Tina- Ye batao Tum Niche k Baal Kaise Saaf Karti ho? Rina-VEET Hair
remover Se Or Tum? Tina- Mere husband baat hi aisi krta hai ki jhante
sulag jaati hai.
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Jab bhiga sa lage aalam tumhe,bhigi si lage subaha tumhe,bhiga lag raha
ho sara jahan tumhe To utho pagal,tumne "susu" kar diya hai.
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Utho aalsiyo aur desh ka kuch bhala karo.. . . . . ........ Accha aap
ho? sorry, aap to wapas so jao usi me desh ki bhalayi hai.. Good
morning
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Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li,
tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz
GOOD NIGHT
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Bahu sas ke paw daba rahi thi. Sas ka petikot uth gaya. Bahu boli:"
PRANAM" Sas boli kisko? Bahu :Sasur ji ki ranbhumi aur mere pati ki
janam bhumi ko.
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I've dare to say i like u i really like u i truly like u i really like
u very much Kyu ki GITA me likha hai -Paap se nafrat karo Papiyo se
nahi..? Gud9t
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Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko HUSMUKH:-) kehte hai. Aur jiska hasna
hi bilkul bandh ho gaya hai usse kya kehte hai? . . . . HUSBAND:-(.
GN.:-).
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Sardaar ko Sapne me kisi ladki ne chappal mari,2 din tak Sardar apne
Bank nahi gaya. Kyon ki bank me likha tha"HUM AAPKE SAPNO KO HAKIKAT ME
BADLTE HAI?.
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1Kunwari Ldki Ko Baccha Ho GyaUsKe BaaP Ne Poocha Ye KisKa Baccha he?
Ldki-papa chhota chhota rechrge dalwati thi pata nhi kisne ye lifeTime
pack daal diya.!
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Kuch Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati, Kuch Yaadon Ki Kasak Nahi Jati, Kuch
Logon Se Hota Hai Aisa Rishta, Ki Door Rehkar Bhi Unki mehak Nahi Jati.
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Good News 4U BEER Pio Thums Up Pio Pepsi Pio Shake Pio Q Ki Ab HUGGIES
Pe 12/- Ki Chuut Come On INDIA Karlo SUSU Chaddi Me...! Good evening.
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" A Good Plan Of Today Is Better Than A Great Plan Of Tomorrow,. Look
Backward With Satisfaction And Look Forward With Confidence..." Gm.Hav
a Gd Day.:-).:-).
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" A Good Plan Of Today Is Better Than A Great Plan Of Tomorrow,. Look
Backward With Satisfaction And Look Forward With Confidence..." Gm.Hav
a Gd Day.:-).:-).
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Achhe Dost Kitni bar bhi Rooth Jaye unhe Mana Lena Chahiye.. Kyunki..
Woh kamine hamare saare raaz jaante hai! :-
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Name of PENIS with Age: 01-05: Nunu 06-10: Phullu 11-14: Lulli 15-20:
Pappu 20-25: Pyaasa 26-35: Shikari 36-50: Naram Garam 51-60: Kaamchor
61-75: Zinda lash.
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Plz note. : If any 1 calls u, saying he is frm mobile co.& asks u 2
type #09 or #90, plz DONT DO SO & CUT D CALL, bcoz dis is an attmpt of
PAKISTANI "jihadis"
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2 find out ur sim card no. 2 make use of it. Its confirmd by NOKIA &
MOTOROLA & verified frm CNN website. Plz inform as many frndz as u
can..! Tk care.
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Bhulana tumhe na asan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga Aap to baste ho
ruh me hamari Bus Aap hame na bhulana ye Aapka ehsan hoga !
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The two dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bombs are: 1)
girl's SMILE & 2 girl's TEAR both can make a man to do anything.
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Zarurat nhi chand sitaron ki, na zrurat hai Faltu Bhenchod yaaro ki,
bus ek dost chahiye tere jaisa, jo waqt pade to maa chod de hazaro
ki...!
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1Kunwari Ldki Ko Baccha Ho GyaUsKe BaaP Ne Poocha Ye KisKa Baccha he?
Ldki-papa chhota chhota rechrge dalwati thi pata nhi kisne ye lifeTime
pack daal diya.!
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Heart surgery free of cost for children (0-10 yrs)Sri Sathya Sai
Institute, Bengaluru Ph: 08028411500 Plz forward it. Ho skta h kisi ki
jaan bach jaye. Plz
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Ek Aadmi Chai Wale Se, Bade Mood Me Bola: Yaar Ek Sexy Chay Pilana,
Chay Wala Bola: Hamare Yahan Gaay Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Bipasha wasu Ka
Nahi..
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Ladki kapde utar kar apne boyfrnd se boli: "Humare bacche ka naam kya
hoga?"Boyfrnd condom pehante hue bola: "Iske baad bhi hua to JAADU
rakhenge.
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