Holi SMS for mobile

Boy- I'm going to kiss you. Girl- khabardar main shore machaungi. Boy-

 

par yahan dur dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl- kya karu FORMALITY toh

 

nibhana padegi..! Gd ni8
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N Koi Pal Subah he N Koi Lmha Sham he Hr Pal hr Lmha ap k Naam he ise

 

Sirf Sms N samjh Lena ye hamari taraf se apko "Gd Morng" k Pegam he. Gd

 

morng
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Woh kaunsi situation he jisme mard 30 minute me thak jata he aur aurat

 

chahti he ke woh karti rahe Socho                  SHOPPING Magar apki

 

soch ko Salam
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Fagun me jab ayi HOLI,Ek chut jhom k boli,Koi mere sath v khele

 

HOLI.Lundo ne banai toli,Rat bhar chut tatoli,Subeh uth k chut boli,Maa

 

chudaye aisi HOLI.
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Fagun me jab ayi HOLI,Ek chut jhom k boli,Koi mere sath v khele

 

HOLI.Lundo ne banai toli,Rat bhar chut tatoli,Subeh uth k chut boli,Maa

 

chudaye aisi HOLI.
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Woh kaunsi situation he jisme mard 30 minute me thak jata he aur aurat

 

chahti he ke woh karta rahe Socho SHOPPING Magar apki soch ko Salam
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Ishq k school me kamal hogaya,madam ko pappu se pyar hogaya,sari class

 

ka dil udas hogaya, tabhi to sari class fail aur pappu paas hogaya.

 

GOOD NIGHT
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The biggest loss in life: "kisi ki ankh me ansu hona... aap ki vajah

 

se" and the biggst achivment in life:  "kisiki aankh me aansu hona..

 

Aapke liye".. Gm
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Girl: papa, bhaiya ne aapko gaali di, BETICHOD.  Father: Aane de saale

 

ko uski bhen chod dounga. Girl: Chalo papa rehne do,dono taraf se

 

chudai to meri hi hogi.
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Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye,Na Mujhe Jmane Se Koi Aas Hai,Jo Apna

 

Samajh Kar Apni Girlfriend se ek kiss Dilwa De,Mujhe Us Sachey Dost Ki

 

Talash Hai.
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Jab bhi kisi ladki ko propose kroge 5 answers me se koi 1 milega...

 

1-No  2-Im sorry  3-R u mad  4-v r friends   5-Lekin mai to "ranjan" se

 

Pyar karti hu.
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Yad hai wo Raat jab Shama Jalayi thi Dosto ne Milke Tmse Randi Chudwayi

 

thi Police aayi,bhag gaye Hum Sab Par tumari Gaand Fatne ki Awaaz 5 KM

 

tak aayi thi.!
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<('.')>   Δ"Δ_ ..   ./"L    ".              :              ". le aaj

 

phir tere mobile ki screen pe mut diya jo ukhad sake ukhad le. aur kal

 

bhi karunga..
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