Khatiya Aur Aadmi

Ekbaar ek aadmi ek khaat kharid kar bazar se laa raha tha ek gaon se
gujar raha tha tabhi ek byakti ne puchha bhai khatia kitne me liya
us byakti ne kaha bhai bahoot saste me liya 100 rupiye me
100 rupiye !!!!!!!!! me tujhe to achha gand mara
phir woh byakti dukhi hokar age badhne laga
phir kuch log use mile woh puchne lage bhai khatiya kitne me liya
bahoot saste me 60 rupiye me
60 rupiye me !!!!!!!!!! tujhe to khara khara gand maar diya
phir woh byakti dukhi hokar sochne laga sahi me thaaga gaya age badhne laga
phir kuch log use mile woh puchne lage bhai khatiya kitne me liya
bahoot hi saste me 40 rupiye me
40 rupiye me !!!!!!!!!! tujhe to baitha kar gand maara
ab aadmi gussa ho gaya aur aage badhne laga
phir ek gaon me kuch log mile woh puchne lage
bhai khatiya kitne me liya
woh kuch nahi bola
phir puchne lage
ae bhai khatiya kitne me liya
gusse se us byakti ne jabab diya
gand mara kar aa raha hoon
khatiya bhi saath le gaya tha kya