SARDAR JOKES



  • NASA DICIDED 2 SEND SARDA TO MOON,HALF D WAY SARDAR JUMPED 2EARTH,  shouted,how dare u?to cheat me? 2day is "AMAWASYA"
THERE WILL E NO MOON,SALOO,ME UTRUNGA KANHA? 

  •  Nayi padosan ki khidki khuli uski julfe udi maine socha ki shauad is bar kismat khuli par afsos wo din itwar tha aur khuli julfo wala sardar tha

  • Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut its one leg and told, walk, walk. Cockroach walked. Then he cut its second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didnt walked. Suddenly sardar said loudly,  I found it. If we cut cockroachs four legs, it becomes deaf 

  • sardar on phone- maa khush khabri hai maa:- bol beta Sardar:- 2se 3 ho gaye hai maa: beta hua ya beti? Sardar:- na beta na beti teri bahu ne dusri shadi karli 

  • A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?.. Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga? 

  • Man:Santajee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to? Santa:To A/C on kar laita hon 

  • Sardar had twins. He named them Tin and Martin. Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater. Again twins and named them Max and Climax. Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them Tired & Retir ed. 

  • A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up. You know why? Form said: Fill Up In Capital

  • A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to whoâ��re the guys? The bystander : A Marathon race is going on. Sardar : What do they get from that? Bystander : The winner will get a prize Sardar : Then why are the others running?  

  • Darling! kya main tera pahila pyaar hoo? Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat, Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?

  • Judge: Order! Order! Sardar: Ek full chicken masala, 4 paratha, 1 kabab aur 1 coffee. Judge: Shut up! Sardar: Shut up nahi 7 up.  

  • One sardar says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye. Sales man: Plain main dikhaon Sardar: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!  

  • Ek raat bijli chali gayi, Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao. Sardani : kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle bujh jayegi. 
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