Arz kiya hai.. "Mathe pe lahu,sir pe ret.. Wah-wah...! Gaur karna.
Mathe pe lahu,sir pe ret. Kyoki.. Sajni ne phool mara, "GAMLA SAMET".
wah-wah....!
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Mai bewkuf... mai bewkuf... mai bewkuf... mai bewkuf... Mai
bewkuf....! Aahista bolo.awz yahan tak aa rhi hai..ab ho to ho.
sabko btane ki kya Jrurat hai..
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Yaar mujhe call kar koi khas kaam hai meri ek frnd aayi hui hai Tere
se baat krna chahti hai. Use yakin nhi aata k bandar bhi baat krte
hai...!
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Ek chuchi Dusri chuchi se Boli:-Yaar Hamari Bhi kya Life Hai, Din Bhar
Latke rehte Hai Raat Me Lafra Neeche vali Gali Me Hota Hai or pakde
Hum Dono Jate Hai..!
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Ladke ne sex start kia to ladki boli-dard ho raha hai. Ladka-bas tum
10 tak gino main nikal loonga Ladki - 1,2 Aaa 3,4,5 uff 6,7,8 Aaah Aaa
9, 9, 9,8,7,6
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Girl:Galat hai? Boy:Bt i love U? G:Galat hai? B:Hum log shadi Kr lege?
Girl;Galat hai? B: galat nai hai? G:Haramkhor tu jaha DAL raha hai? Vo
Jagah galat hai.
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Jindagi me khuch lamhe yaad ban gaye,mile to wo mulakat ban
gaye,bichade to yaad ban gaye,jo dil se na jaae so aap ban gaye
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Coming Soon...??ManforcE ConDoM In New? SABUDANA Flavor....??Only for
Fasting Days,??Ab Fast Me bhi Lo? Falahari SEX Ka Maza...
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Agar hum aansu hote to aapki aankho se girkar marna pasand karte, agar
aap meri aankho ke aansu hoti to wada hai dost hum zindagi bhar nahi
rote.
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RAPE case-Advocate- Aap bata sakti hai ki aadmi kaun tha? Girl-Koi
bahar ka tha.Adv-Kaise pAta? Girl-itna bada lund hamare mohalle me
kisi ka nahi hai.
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Bus Me Lady Bacche ko ApNa Dudh Pilate Hue Bar Bar bolti :"Peele Nhi
to Uncle ko de DunGi "uncle- OYE, Jldi Dcide kr! Tere Chakkar Me 5
Stop AaGe Aa Gya Hoon..!
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Rs 1450:baby food Rs1000:doctor fee Rs 950:medicine Rs 800:toys Rs
500:diapers Rs 300:baby powder total Rs 5000/month YA ? CONDOM ? Rs 5
faisla ap k hath me
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Na phulon me Na baharo me Na chand me Na sitaron me Na ek me Na hazaro
me Humne dekha hai tumhe ? ? ? Chappal churate Huye Gurudwaro me.
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Premi-Ae bewafa tune mera dil jala diya._Dil jala kar "RAKH" kar
diya._Premika-Teri kurbani bekar nhi jayegi._Bhej de "RAKH" bartan
manjne k kam to aayegi.
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Kya Aap Marne K Bad B SEX Ka Maza Lena Chahte HoThen 'Donate Ur
LUND' Ye Msg Sabhi FUCKERS Ko Fwd Kare. Kyo Ki 'LUND Daan Maha
Daan'...!
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Patni :- Uthho je dekho billi sara doodh pi gayi. Pati :- Uski Maa ki
, Saari nind kharab kar di .Kitni baar kaha hai ki " BRA" Pahan ke
soya karo..Jaan love u.
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suppose Samunder me 2 log dub rahe hai, jisme 1 jo aapko chahta hai
and dusra jise aap chahte hai. To aap kise bachaoge. reply with
reason..
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>----> >----> Ja meri misaeil ja Jo mujhe sms na kare unke Dimag me ja Aur fat ja <----< <----< vapis kyu aaya? Boss Unke pas to dimag hi nhi hai.
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Srdr:Xpress kab hai?TT:5 bjeSrdr:Local?TT:9 bjeSrdr:Maalgadi?TT:1
bjePar jana kha hai?Srdr: Kahi nahi, Patri pe tatti krni hai...
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Gaon ki gori badi hi bholi, Bra utaar bed pe soli, Ghaghra utha k
panty kholi, Khol k panty mujh se boli, Nikal pichkari khele holi 6
din pehle happy holi.
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"HAPPY" "NEW" "YEAR"soch rahe ho aaj ..kyon?"Ab aap DON ko sikhaoge
kab wish karna hai."Don jab chahta hai tab wish karta hai."Lo Happy
holi " Kya kar loge.
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Why Boys r not used in Kurkure ads...???? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Imagine a Guy saying_ . . . . . . . . . . . Tedha hai, Par Mera
hai.!.!.!:-D.
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Kutta Aur Bandar
| Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usane dekha ek sher uskii taraf AA raha hai. Kutte ki saans rookh gayi. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" usne socha. Phir usne saamne kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Who aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!" Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. Is bar sher soch mein pad gayaa. Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kar bhago!" Aur sher wahan se jaan bachaa ke bhaaga. Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko saari kahani Bata deta hoon - sher se dosti ho jayegi aur usse zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega.. Who phataphat sher ke pichhe bhaaga. Kutte NE Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya aur samajh gayaki koi locha hai. Udhar Bandar NE sher ko sab Bata diya ki kaise kutte NE use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher NE zor se kaha, "chal mere saath abhi uski khel khatam karta hoon" aur Bandar ko apani peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka. Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG... Kutte NE sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uskii taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, "Is Bandar ko bhej ke 1 ghanta ho gaya, saala ek sher phasaa kar nahi la sakta!" | |||
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Jokes of the Day
| Today's Joke: Three friends bus ride ============================== Three friends boarded a house-full bus. some how they sneaked their way in the centre of the bus. They stopped besides a seat which was occupied by three girls. The girls offered them seat on one condition..that they(girls) will seat on their(men) laps after having the seat. The men agreed to the condition and had the seat and the girls on their lap as well. After some time one girl said to the man on whose lap she was sitting, "Are you an electrical engineer?". The man was surprised and replied "yes but how did you know that." The girl replied "I am receiving shocks from your solder gun". After some time another girl asked to the man on whose lap she was sitting, "Are you a mechanical engineer." The man was also surprised and replied "yes but how did you know that." On that the girl replied "your piston is hurting my cylinder." After some time the third girl asked her man if he was a civil engineer. The man was also surprised and asked her how she knew that. The third girl replied "Your dam has broken and flooded my village." | ||
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SMS Jokes for friends
Why Boys r not used in Kurkure ads...???? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Imagine a Guy saying_ . . . . . . . . . . . Tedha hai,
Par Mera hai.!.!.!:-D.
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3 girls gossiping 1st-aaj maine tution wale sir ke table par condom dekha. 2nd-Aur maine usme ched kar diya 3rd-Marva diya
kutti ab tum dono mousi banogi.
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C~Chahat Ho Tum, H~Hasrat Ho Tum, U~Umeed Ho Tum, T~Takdir Ho Tum, I~Imaan Ho Tum, Y~Yaar Ho Tum, A~Arman Ho Tum, In Short,
"C.H.U.T.I.Y.A" Ho tum,
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Respected international kanjus, thnx for not sending any sms.U will win BHARAT KANJUS RATNA Award.Na-na sms mat karna varna
OSCAR Award koi or le jayega.. GM
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Kya hai zindgi?Dekho to khwaab hai zindgi,Padho to kitaab hai zindgi,Samjho toh gyaan hai zindgi,Par hum to kehte hai "Haste
Raho" to AASAAN hai zindgi. Gud mrg
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What's Diff-18yr Girl's boobs & Kamwali's Boobs?... 18yr Girl Has Tight Cute Boobs & Yumy Pink Nipples. That's My
Experience. Chal mamu ab Kamwali ka tu bata.
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jab laura ho.. out of control.. to unglio ko kr k gol unglio ko kr k gol.. mutthi maar k bol ALL IZZ WET Laura kya jane sperm
ka kya hoga.. lyf milegi ya
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Ek ladki ne Apne BOYfriend ka land First Time Pakda aur us per kiss karne lagi tabhi usme se kuch drop nikle; Girl:wat is
this? Boy:khushi ke aansu hai Pagli.?
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Soja dost soja NINDIYA RANI Ayegi BLUE FILM dikhayegi Tujhse katrina aur Mallika CHUDWAYGI Teri LULLI bi CHUSWAYGi Baki
kahani subah teri chaddi khud bataygi..!
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Man : Dr.Mera khada nahi hota.! Dr:R U married? "NO" Do u have girlfrnd? "NO" Visit Raand? "NO" To Lodu khada karke kya
LAND pe 2010 ka calandr latkayega. GM
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"ONLY 1411 TIGERS r Left in INDIA". sirf hasi mazak wale msg karke PAISA barbad mat karo Zara is msg ko bhi idhar-udhar faila
do."save tigers"
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Teachr: Btao, LUND or CHUT me SENIOR koun hai.? Stdnt: CHUT. T: Kaise.? S: Kyoki CHUT ko dek k LUND "KHADA" ho jata hai..!
Moral: Giv rspct 2 all d SENIORS.
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Apke shero se hum GHAYAL ho gaye, Apki Hasi se hum PAGL ho gaye, SMS pack kya mile, sale CHAPPAL CHOR bhi aaj kal SHAYAR
ho gaye. Good night.....!
Par Mera hai.!.!.!:-D.
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3 girls gossiping 1st-aaj maine tution wale sir ke table par condom dekha. 2nd-Aur maine usme ched kar diya 3rd-Marva diya
kutti ab tum dono mousi banogi.
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C~Chahat Ho Tum, H~Hasrat Ho Tum, U~Umeed Ho Tum, T~Takdir Ho Tum, I~Imaan Ho Tum, Y~Yaar Ho Tum, A~Arman Ho Tum, In Short,
"C.H.U.T.I.Y.A" Ho tum,
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Respected international kanjus, thnx for not sending any sms.U will win BHARAT KANJUS RATNA Award.Na-na sms mat karna varna
OSCAR Award koi or le jayega.. GM
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Kya hai zindgi?Dekho to khwaab hai zindgi,Padho to kitaab hai zindgi,Samjho toh gyaan hai zindgi,Par hum to kehte hai "Haste
Raho" to AASAAN hai zindgi. Gud mrg
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What's Diff-18yr Girl's boobs & Kamwali's Boobs?... 18yr Girl Has Tight Cute Boobs & Yumy Pink Nipples. That's My
Experience. Chal mamu ab Kamwali ka tu bata.
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jab laura ho.. out of control.. to unglio ko kr k gol unglio ko kr k gol.. mutthi maar k bol ALL IZZ WET Laura kya jane sperm
ka kya hoga.. lyf milegi ya
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Ek ladki ne Apne BOYfriend ka land First Time Pakda aur us per kiss karne lagi tabhi usme se kuch drop nikle; Girl:wat is
this? Boy:khushi ke aansu hai Pagli.?
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Soja dost soja NINDIYA RANI Ayegi BLUE FILM dikhayegi Tujhse katrina aur Mallika CHUDWAYGI Teri LULLI bi CHUSWAYGi Baki
kahani subah teri chaddi khud bataygi..!
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Man : Dr.Mera khada nahi hota.! Dr:R U married? "NO" Do u have girlfrnd? "NO" Visit Raand? "NO" To Lodu khada karke kya
LAND pe 2010 ka calandr latkayega. GM
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"ONLY 1411 TIGERS r Left in INDIA". sirf hasi mazak wale msg karke PAISA barbad mat karo Zara is msg ko bhi idhar-udhar faila
do."save tigers"
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Teachr: Btao, LUND or CHUT me SENIOR koun hai.? Stdnt: CHUT. T: Kaise.? S: Kyoki CHUT ko dek k LUND "KHADA" ho jata hai..!
Moral: Giv rspct 2 all d SENIORS.
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Apke shero se hum GHAYAL ho gaye, Apki Hasi se hum PAGL ho gaye, SMS pack kya mile, sale CHAPPAL CHOR bhi aaj kal SHAYAR
ho gaye. Good night.....!
SMS Jokes Updated on 22/10/2010
2 minute k liye Moun rakho,un Machharo ki atma ki shanti k liye,jo kal
rat apko katne k bad Dybitiz se mar gaye.. Bcoz "U R" So So So
$weet...!
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Jahapanah... Tussi ; ; Great ; Ho ; ; Tohafa ; ; Kabul ; ; ; ; ; ; ;
Karo.... ,,, (." ) ,_/ // ) ) == purrrr _!,!
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('.') Kaha\) )\ Ho Dost. ! \_ ('.')[) )> Pata ! \_
Hai Miss Karte hai aap ko kitna?? ('.')]---( )---< _/
/_ Itnaa
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Ek dog diwar pr susu kr rha tha tabhi diwar us pr gir gai our dog wahi
mar gya tbse kuto ne decide kiya ki susu krte samay ek tang se diwar ko
suport denge..
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1 Bacha daily school se bhag k GanD marwata tha.Is tarh usne bhut Pese
kmay.In-Peso s usne Mob khrida.Vidhi k vidhan deko,Aaj vo apni hi story
padh raha hai.Gm
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Line Marne Ke Bahut Se Tareqe He
Jin Me Se Kuch Tarike..
1-Pakki pencil se
2-Kachi pencil se
3-Marker se
4-Pen se
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Boy 2 his G.F : Jab zuban pe Tera Naam aata h,Ye hath Niche chala jata
h,Tumhe pane k liye kuch b kar jaunga,1 bar karne de varna hila Hila k
mar jaunga.
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Bina sex k pareshan BB 1 raat JAN-GAN-MAN gane lagi. Pati-ye kya kr
rahi ho?? BB-Last try hai ispe to pura HINDUSTAN khada ho jata
hai!!-) gm
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Boy's Chalisa-Yu to hum hai Bhramchari Par jaha dekhi hasin nari Wahi
niyat ne palti mari, Patane ki koshish jaari,Pati to hamari Wrna hum to
hai hi BHRAMCHARI.
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Relince Ki Agar Condm Ki Factri Hoti to Ambani Kehta Karlo Land Mutthi
Me, Marlo Gand Chutki Me, Yahi To Tha Apna Sapna? Har Land Pe Ho Condom
Apna...!
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Do ladkiyan nha rhi thi ek boli-tere neeche baal nhi he.To dusri hasi
or boli Pagli jis sadak pe Traffic zyada ho us sadak pe ghass nhi ugti.
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SEX K Teacher ne student se kaha: Chut ki tasvir banao (ladki sharmai
aur niche dekhne lagi) 1 ladka bola-"SIR dekho burchodi CHEETING KAR
RAHI HAI".
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Tina- Ye batao Tum Niche k Baal Kaise Saaf Karti ho? Rina-VEET Hair
remover Se Or Tum? Tina- Mere husband baat hi aisi krta hai ki jhante
sulag jaati hai.
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Jab bhiga sa lage aalam tumhe,bhigi si lage subaha tumhe,bhiga lag raha
ho sara jahan tumhe To utho pagal,tumne "susu" kar diya hai.
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Utho aalsiyo aur desh ka kuch bhala karo.. . . . . ........ Accha aap
ho? sorry, aap to wapas so jao usi me desh ki bhalayi hai.. Good
morning
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Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li,
tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz
GOOD NIGHT
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Bahu sas ke paw daba rahi thi. Sas ka petikot uth gaya. Bahu boli:"
PRANAM" Sas boli kisko? Bahu :Sasur ji ki ranbhumi aur mere pati ki
janam bhumi ko.
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I've dare to say i like u i really like u i truly like u i really like
u very much Kyu ki GITA me likha hai -Paap se nafrat karo Papiyo se
nahi..? Gud9t
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Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko HUSMUKH:-) kehte hai. Aur jiska hasna
hi bilkul bandh ho gaya hai usse kya kehte hai? . . . . HUSBAND:-(.
GN.:-).
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Sardaar ko Sapne me kisi ladki ne chappal mari,2 din tak Sardar apne
Bank nahi gaya. Kyon ki bank me likha tha"HUM AAPKE SAPNO KO HAKIKAT ME
BADLTE HAI?.
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1Kunwari Ldki Ko Baccha Ho GyaUsKe BaaP Ne Poocha Ye KisKa Baccha he?
Ldki-papa chhota chhota rechrge dalwati thi pata nhi kisne ye lifeTime
pack daal diya.!
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Kuch Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati, Kuch Yaadon Ki Kasak Nahi Jati, Kuch
Logon Se Hota Hai Aisa Rishta, Ki Door Rehkar Bhi Unki mehak Nahi Jati.
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Good News 4U BEER Pio Thums Up Pio Pepsi Pio Shake Pio Q Ki Ab HUGGIES
Pe 12/- Ki Chuut Come On INDIA Karlo SUSU Chaddi Me...! Good evening.
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" A Good Plan Of Today Is Better Than A Great Plan Of Tomorrow,. Look
Backward With Satisfaction And Look Forward With Confidence..." Gm.Hav
a Gd Day.:-).:-).
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" A Good Plan Of Today Is Better Than A Great Plan Of Tomorrow,. Look
Backward With Satisfaction And Look Forward With Confidence..." Gm.Hav
a Gd Day.:-).:-).
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Achhe Dost Kitni bar bhi Rooth Jaye unhe Mana Lena Chahiye.. Kyunki..
Woh kamine hamare saare raaz jaante hai! :-
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Name of PENIS with Age: 01-05: Nunu 06-10: Phullu 11-14: Lulli 15-20:
Pappu 20-25: Pyaasa 26-35: Shikari 36-50: Naram Garam 51-60: Kaamchor
61-75: Zinda lash.
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Plz note. : If any 1 calls u, saying he is frm mobile co.& asks u 2
type #09 or #90, plz DONT DO SO & CUT D CALL, bcoz dis is an attmpt of
PAKISTANI "jihadis"
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2 find out ur sim card no. 2 make use of it. Its confirmd by NOKIA &
MOTOROLA & verified frm CNN website. Plz inform as many frndz as u
can..! Tk care.
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Bhulana tumhe na asan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga Aap to baste ho
ruh me hamari Bus Aap hame na bhulana ye Aapka ehsan hoga !
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The two dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bombs are: 1)
girl's SMILE & 2 girl's TEAR both can make a man to do anything.
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Zarurat nhi chand sitaron ki, na zrurat hai Faltu Bhenchod yaaro ki,
bus ek dost chahiye tere jaisa, jo waqt pade to maa chod de hazaro
ki...!
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1Kunwari Ldki Ko Baccha Ho GyaUsKe BaaP Ne Poocha Ye KisKa Baccha he?
Ldki-papa chhota chhota rechrge dalwati thi pata nhi kisne ye lifeTime
pack daal diya.!
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Heart surgery free of cost for children (0-10 yrs)Sri Sathya Sai
Institute, Bengaluru Ph: 08028411500 Plz forward it. Ho skta h kisi ki
jaan bach jaye. Plz
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Ek Aadmi Chai Wale Se, Bade Mood Me Bola: Yaar Ek Sexy Chay Pilana,
Chay Wala Bola: Hamare Yahan Gaay Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Bipasha wasu Ka
Nahi..
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Ladki kapde utar kar apne boyfrnd se boli: "Humare bacche ka naam kya
hoga?"Boyfrnd condom pehante hue bola: "Iske baad bhi hua to JAADU
rakhenge.
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rat apko katne k bad Dybitiz se mar gaye.. Bcoz "U R" So So So
$weet...!
**************
Jahapanah... Tussi ; ; Great ; Ho ; ; Tohafa ; ; Kabul ; ; ; ; ; ; ;
Karo.... ,,, (." ) ,_/ // ) ) == purrrr _!,!
******************
('.') Kaha\) )\ Ho Dost. ! \_ ('.')[) )> Pata ! \_
Hai Miss Karte hai aap ko kitna?? ('.')]---( )---< _/
/_ Itnaa
*******************
Ek dog diwar pr susu kr rha tha tabhi diwar us pr gir gai our dog wahi
mar gya tbse kuto ne decide kiya ki susu krte samay ek tang se diwar ko
suport denge..
********************
1 Bacha daily school se bhag k GanD marwata tha.Is tarh usne bhut Pese
kmay.In-Peso s usne Mob khrida.Vidhi k vidhan deko,Aaj vo apni hi story
padh raha hai.Gm
*******************
Line Marne Ke Bahut Se Tareqe He
Jin Me Se Kuch Tarike..
1-Pakki pencil se
2-Kachi pencil se
3-Marker se
4-Pen se
****************
Boy 2 his G.F : Jab zuban pe Tera Naam aata h,Ye hath Niche chala jata
h,Tumhe pane k liye kuch b kar jaunga,1 bar karne de varna hila Hila k
mar jaunga.
*************
Bina sex k pareshan BB 1 raat JAN-GAN-MAN gane lagi. Pati-ye kya kr
rahi ho?? BB-Last try hai ispe to pura HINDUSTAN khada ho jata
hai!!-) gm
**************
Boy's Chalisa-Yu to hum hai Bhramchari Par jaha dekhi hasin nari Wahi
niyat ne palti mari, Patane ki koshish jaari,Pati to hamari Wrna hum to
hai hi BHRAMCHARI.
*****************
Relince Ki Agar Condm Ki Factri Hoti to Ambani Kehta Karlo Land Mutthi
Me, Marlo Gand Chutki Me, Yahi To Tha Apna Sapna? Har Land Pe Ho Condom
Apna...!
************
Do ladkiyan nha rhi thi ek boli-tere neeche baal nhi he.To dusri hasi
or boli Pagli jis sadak pe Traffic zyada ho us sadak pe ghass nhi ugti.
*********
SEX K Teacher ne student se kaha: Chut ki tasvir banao (ladki sharmai
aur niche dekhne lagi) 1 ladka bola-"SIR dekho burchodi CHEETING KAR
RAHI HAI".
**********
Tina- Ye batao Tum Niche k Baal Kaise Saaf Karti ho? Rina-VEET Hair
remover Se Or Tum? Tina- Mere husband baat hi aisi krta hai ki jhante
sulag jaati hai.
*********
Jab bhiga sa lage aalam tumhe,bhigi si lage subaha tumhe,bhiga lag raha
ho sara jahan tumhe To utho pagal,tumne "susu" kar diya hai.
***********
Utho aalsiyo aur desh ka kuch bhala karo.. . . . . ........ Accha aap
ho? sorry, aap to wapas so jao usi me desh ki bhalayi hai.. Good
morning
**********
Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li,
tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz
GOOD NIGHT
**********
Bahu sas ke paw daba rahi thi. Sas ka petikot uth gaya. Bahu boli:"
PRANAM" Sas boli kisko? Bahu :Sasur ji ki ranbhumi aur mere pati ki
janam bhumi ko.
************
I've dare to say i like u i really like u i truly like u i really like
u very much Kyu ki GITA me likha hai -Paap se nafrat karo Papiyo se
nahi..? Gud9t
*************
Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko HUSMUKH:-) kehte hai. Aur jiska hasna
hi bilkul bandh ho gaya hai usse kya kehte hai? . . . . HUSBAND:-(.
GN.:-).
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Sardaar ko Sapne me kisi ladki ne chappal mari,2 din tak Sardar apne
Bank nahi gaya. Kyon ki bank me likha tha"HUM AAPKE SAPNO KO HAKIKAT ME
BADLTE HAI?.
*************
1Kunwari Ldki Ko Baccha Ho GyaUsKe BaaP Ne Poocha Ye KisKa Baccha he?
Ldki-papa chhota chhota rechrge dalwati thi pata nhi kisne ye lifeTime
pack daal diya.!
**************
Kuch Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati, Kuch Yaadon Ki Kasak Nahi Jati, Kuch
Logon Se Hota Hai Aisa Rishta, Ki Door Rehkar Bhi Unki mehak Nahi Jati.
****************
Good News 4U BEER Pio Thums Up Pio Pepsi Pio Shake Pio Q Ki Ab HUGGIES
Pe 12/- Ki Chuut Come On INDIA Karlo SUSU Chaddi Me...! Good evening.
*************
" A Good Plan Of Today Is Better Than A Great Plan Of Tomorrow,. Look
Backward With Satisfaction And Look Forward With Confidence..." Gm.Hav
a Gd Day.:-).:-).
***************
" A Good Plan Of Today Is Better Than A Great Plan Of Tomorrow,. Look
Backward With Satisfaction And Look Forward With Confidence..." Gm.Hav
a Gd Day.:-).:-).
***************
Achhe Dost Kitni bar bhi Rooth Jaye unhe Mana Lena Chahiye.. Kyunki..
Woh kamine hamare saare raaz jaante hai! :-
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Name of PENIS with Age: 01-05: Nunu 06-10: Phullu 11-14: Lulli 15-20:
Pappu 20-25: Pyaasa 26-35: Shikari 36-50: Naram Garam 51-60: Kaamchor
61-75: Zinda lash.
**************
Plz note. : If any 1 calls u, saying he is frm mobile co.& asks u 2
type #09 or #90, plz DONT DO SO & CUT D CALL, bcoz dis is an attmpt of
PAKISTANI "jihadis"
*************
2 find out ur sim card no. 2 make use of it. Its confirmd by NOKIA &
MOTOROLA & verified frm CNN website. Plz inform as many frndz as u
can..! Tk care.
**************
Bhulana tumhe na asan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga Aap to baste ho
ruh me hamari Bus Aap hame na bhulana ye Aapka ehsan hoga !
***************
The two dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bombs are: 1)
girl's SMILE & 2 girl's TEAR both can make a man to do anything.
**************
Zarurat nhi chand sitaron ki, na zrurat hai Faltu Bhenchod yaaro ki,
bus ek dost chahiye tere jaisa, jo waqt pade to maa chod de hazaro
ki...!
***************
1Kunwari Ldki Ko Baccha Ho GyaUsKe BaaP Ne Poocha Ye KisKa Baccha he?
Ldki-papa chhota chhota rechrge dalwati thi pata nhi kisne ye lifeTime
pack daal diya.!
***************
Heart surgery free of cost for children (0-10 yrs)Sri Sathya Sai
Institute, Bengaluru Ph: 08028411500 Plz forward it. Ho skta h kisi ki
jaan bach jaye. Plz
*****************
Ek Aadmi Chai Wale Se, Bade Mood Me Bola: Yaar Ek Sexy Chay Pilana,
Chay Wala Bola: Hamare Yahan Gaay Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Bipasha wasu Ka
Nahi..
******************
Ladki kapde utar kar apne boyfrnd se boli: "Humare bacche ka naam kya
hoga?"Boyfrnd condom pehante hue bola: "Iske baad bhi hua to JAADU
rakhenge.
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Time Pass SMS Jokes
2 minute k liye Moun rakho,un Machharo ki atma ki shanti k liye,jo kal
rat apko katne k bad Dybitiz se mar gaye.. Bcoz "U R" So So So
$weet...!
**************
Jahapanah... Tussi ; ; Great ; Ho ; ; Tohafa ; ; Kabul ; ; ; ; ; ; ;
Karo.... ,,, (." ) ,_/ // ) ) == purrrr _!,!
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('.') Kaha\) )\ Ho Dost. ! \_ ('.')[) )> Pata ! \_
Hai Miss Karte hai aap ko kitna?? ('.')]---( )---< _/
/_ Itnaa
*******************
Ek dog diwar pr susu kr rha tha tabhi diwar us pr gir gai our dog wahi
mar gya tbse kuto ne decide kiya ki susu krte samay ek tang se diwar ko
suport denge..
********************
1 Bacha daily school se bhag k GanD marwata tha.Is tarh usne bhut Pese
kmay.In-Peso s usne Mob khrida.Vidhi k vidhan deko,Aaj vo apni hi story
padh raha hai.Gm
*******************
Line Marne Ke Bahut Se Tareqe He
Jin Me Se Kuch Tarike..
1-Pakki pencil se
2-Kachi pencil se
3-Marker se
4-Pen se
****************
Boy 2 his G.F : Jab zuban pe Tera Naam aata h,Ye hath Niche chala jata
h,Tumhe pane k liye kuch b kar jaunga,1 bar karne de varna hila Hila k
mar jaunga.
*************
Bina sex k pareshan BB 1 raat JAN-GAN-MAN gane lagi. Pati-ye kya kr
rahi ho?? BB-Last try hai ispe to pura HINDUSTAN khada ho jata
hai!!-) gm
**************
Boy's Chalisa-Yu to hum hai Bhramchari Par jaha dekhi hasin nari Wahi
niyat ne palti mari, Patane ki koshish jaari,Pati to hamari Wrna hum to
hai hi BHRAMCHARI.
*****************
Relince Ki Agar Condm Ki Factri Hoti to Ambani Kehta Karlo Land Mutthi
Me, Marlo Gand Chutki Me, Yahi To Tha Apna Sapna? Har Land Pe Ho Condom
Apna...!
************
Do ladkiyan nha rhi thi ek boli-tere neeche baal nhi he.To dusri hasi
or boli Pagli jis sadak pe Traffic zyada ho us sadak pe ghass nhi ugti.
*********
SEX K Teacher ne student se kaha: Chut ki tasvir banao (ladki sharmai
aur niche dekhne lagi) 1 ladka bola-"SIR dekho burchodi CHEETING KAR
RAHI HAI".
**********
Tina- Ye batao Tum Niche k Baal Kaise Saaf Karti ho? Rina-VEET Hair
remover Se Or Tum? Tina- Mere husband baat hi aisi krta hai ki jhante
sulag jaati hai.
*********
Jab bhiga sa lage aalam tumhe,bhigi si lage subaha tumhe,bhiga lag raha
ho sara jahan tumhe To utho pagal,tumne "susu" kar diya hai.
***********
Utho aalsiyo aur desh ka kuch bhala karo.. . . . . ........ Accha aap
ho? sorry, aap to wapas so jao usi me desh ki bhalayi hai.. Good
morning
**********
Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li,
tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz
GOOD NIGHT
**********
Bahu sas ke paw daba rahi thi. Sas ka petikot uth gaya. Bahu boli:"
PRANAM" Sas boli kisko? Bahu :Sasur ji ki ranbhumi aur mere pati ki
janam bhumi ko.
************
I've dare to say i like u i really like u i truly like u i really like
u very much Kyu ki GITA me likha hai -Paap se nafrat karo Papiyo se
nahi..? Gud9t
*************
Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko HUSMUKH:-) kehte hai. Aur jiska hasna
hi bilkul bandh ho gaya hai usse kya kehte hai? . . . . HUSBAND:-(.
GN.:-).
**************
Sardaar ko Sapne me kisi ladki ne chappal mari,2 din tak Sardar apne
Bank nahi gaya. Kyon ki bank me likha tha"HUM AAPKE SAPNO KO HAKIKAT ME
BADLTE HAI?.
*************
1Kunwari Ldki Ko Baccha Ho GyaUsKe BaaP Ne Poocha Ye KisKa Baccha he?
Ldki-papa chhota chhota rechrge dalwati thi pata nhi kisne ye lifeTime
pack daal diya.!
**************
Kuch Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati, Kuch Yaadon Ki Kasak Nahi Jati, Kuch
Logon Se Hota Hai Aisa Rishta, Ki Door Rehkar Bhi Unki mehak Nahi Jati.
****************
Good News 4U BEER Pio Thums Up Pio Pepsi Pio Shake Pio Q Ki Ab HUGGIES
Pe 12/- Ki Chuut Come On INDIA Karlo SUSU Chaddi Me...! Good evening.
*************
" A Good Plan Of Today Is Better Than A Great Plan Of Tomorrow,. Look
Backward With Satisfaction And Look Forward With Confidence..." Gm.Hav
a Gd Day.:-).:-).
***************
" A Good Plan Of Today Is Better Than A Great Plan Of Tomorrow,. Look
Backward With Satisfaction And Look Forward With Confidence..." Gm.Hav
a Gd Day.:-).:-).
***************
Achhe Dost Kitni bar bhi Rooth Jaye unhe Mana Lena Chahiye.. Kyunki..
Woh kamine hamare saare raaz jaante hai! :-
************
Name of PENIS with Age: 01-05: Nunu 06-10: Phullu 11-14: Lulli 15-20:
Pappu 20-25: Pyaasa 26-35: Shikari 36-50: Naram Garam 51-60: Kaamchor
61-75: Zinda lash.
**************
Plz note. : If any 1 calls u, saying he is frm mobile co.& asks u 2
type #09 or #90, plz DONT DO SO & CUT D CALL, bcoz dis is an attmpt of
PAKISTANI "jihadis"
*************
2 find out ur sim card no. 2 make use of it. Its confirmd by NOKIA &
MOTOROLA & verified frm CNN website. Plz inform as many frndz as u
can..! Tk care.
**************
Bhulana tumhe na asan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga Aap to baste ho
ruh me hamari Bus Aap hame na bhulana ye Aapka ehsan hoga !
***************
The two dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bombs are: 1)
girl's SMILE & 2 girl's TEAR both can make a man to do anything.
**************
Zarurat nhi chand sitaron ki, na zrurat hai Faltu Bhenchod yaaro ki,
bus ek dost chahiye tere jaisa, jo waqt pade to maa chod de hazaro
ki...!
***************
1Kunwari Ldki Ko Baccha Ho GyaUsKe BaaP Ne Poocha Ye KisKa Baccha he?
Ldki-papa chhota chhota rechrge dalwati thi pata nhi kisne ye lifeTime
pack daal diya.!
***************
Heart surgery free of cost for children (0-10 yrs)Sri Sathya Sai
Institute, Bengaluru Ph: 08028411500 Plz forward it. Ho skta h kisi ki
jaan bach jaye. Plz
*****************
Ek Aadmi Chai Wale Se, Bade Mood Me Bola: Yaar Ek Sexy Chay Pilana,
Chay Wala Bola: Hamare Yahan Gaay Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Bipasha wasu Ka
Nahi..
******************
Ladki kapde utar kar apne boyfrnd se boli: "Humare bacche ka naam kya
hoga?"Boyfrnd condom pehante hue bola: "Iske baad bhi hua to JAADU
rakhenge.
****************
rat apko katne k bad Dybitiz se mar gaye.. Bcoz "U R" So So So
$weet...!
**************
Jahapanah... Tussi ; ; Great ; Ho ; ; Tohafa ; ; Kabul ; ; ; ; ; ; ;
Karo.... ,,, (." ) ,_/ // ) ) == purrrr _!,!
******************
('.') Kaha\) )\ Ho Dost. ! \_ ('.')[) )> Pata ! \_
Hai Miss Karte hai aap ko kitna?? ('.')]---( )---< _/
/_ Itnaa
*******************
Ek dog diwar pr susu kr rha tha tabhi diwar us pr gir gai our dog wahi
mar gya tbse kuto ne decide kiya ki susu krte samay ek tang se diwar ko
suport denge..
********************
1 Bacha daily school se bhag k GanD marwata tha.Is tarh usne bhut Pese
kmay.In-Peso s usne Mob khrida.Vidhi k vidhan deko,Aaj vo apni hi story
padh raha hai.Gm
*******************
Line Marne Ke Bahut Se Tareqe He
Jin Me Se Kuch Tarike..
1-Pakki pencil se
2-Kachi pencil se
3-Marker se
4-Pen se
****************
Boy 2 his G.F : Jab zuban pe Tera Naam aata h,Ye hath Niche chala jata
h,Tumhe pane k liye kuch b kar jaunga,1 bar karne de varna hila Hila k
mar jaunga.
*************
Bina sex k pareshan BB 1 raat JAN-GAN-MAN gane lagi. Pati-ye kya kr
rahi ho?? BB-Last try hai ispe to pura HINDUSTAN khada ho jata
hai!!-) gm
**************
Boy's Chalisa-Yu to hum hai Bhramchari Par jaha dekhi hasin nari Wahi
niyat ne palti mari, Patane ki koshish jaari,Pati to hamari Wrna hum to
hai hi BHRAMCHARI.
*****************
Relince Ki Agar Condm Ki Factri Hoti to Ambani Kehta Karlo Land Mutthi
Me, Marlo Gand Chutki Me, Yahi To Tha Apna Sapna? Har Land Pe Ho Condom
Apna...!
************
Do ladkiyan nha rhi thi ek boli-tere neeche baal nhi he.To dusri hasi
or boli Pagli jis sadak pe Traffic zyada ho us sadak pe ghass nhi ugti.
*********
SEX K Teacher ne student se kaha: Chut ki tasvir banao (ladki sharmai
aur niche dekhne lagi) 1 ladka bola-"SIR dekho burchodi CHEETING KAR
RAHI HAI".
**********
Tina- Ye batao Tum Niche k Baal Kaise Saaf Karti ho? Rina-VEET Hair
remover Se Or Tum? Tina- Mere husband baat hi aisi krta hai ki jhante
sulag jaati hai.
*********
Jab bhiga sa lage aalam tumhe,bhigi si lage subaha tumhe,bhiga lag raha
ho sara jahan tumhe To utho pagal,tumne "susu" kar diya hai.
***********
Utho aalsiyo aur desh ka kuch bhala karo.. . . . . ........ Accha aap
ho? sorry, aap to wapas so jao usi me desh ki bhalayi hai.. Good
morning
**********
Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li,
tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz
GOOD NIGHT
**********
Bahu sas ke paw daba rahi thi. Sas ka petikot uth gaya. Bahu boli:"
PRANAM" Sas boli kisko? Bahu :Sasur ji ki ranbhumi aur mere pati ki
janam bhumi ko.
************
I've dare to say i like u i really like u i truly like u i really like
u very much Kyu ki GITA me likha hai -Paap se nafrat karo Papiyo se
nahi..? Gud9t
*************
Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko HUSMUKH:-) kehte hai. Aur jiska hasna
hi bilkul bandh ho gaya hai usse kya kehte hai? . . . . HUSBAND:-(.
GN.:-).
**************
Sardaar ko Sapne me kisi ladki ne chappal mari,2 din tak Sardar apne
Bank nahi gaya. Kyon ki bank me likha tha"HUM AAPKE SAPNO KO HAKIKAT ME
BADLTE HAI?.
*************
1Kunwari Ldki Ko Baccha Ho GyaUsKe BaaP Ne Poocha Ye KisKa Baccha he?
Ldki-papa chhota chhota rechrge dalwati thi pata nhi kisne ye lifeTime
pack daal diya.!
**************
Kuch Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati, Kuch Yaadon Ki Kasak Nahi Jati, Kuch
Logon Se Hota Hai Aisa Rishta, Ki Door Rehkar Bhi Unki mehak Nahi Jati.
****************
Good News 4U BEER Pio Thums Up Pio Pepsi Pio Shake Pio Q Ki Ab HUGGIES
Pe 12/- Ki Chuut Come On INDIA Karlo SUSU Chaddi Me...! Good evening.
*************
" A Good Plan Of Today Is Better Than A Great Plan Of Tomorrow,. Look
Backward With Satisfaction And Look Forward With Confidence..." Gm.Hav
a Gd Day.:-).:-).
***************
" A Good Plan Of Today Is Better Than A Great Plan Of Tomorrow,. Look
Backward With Satisfaction And Look Forward With Confidence..." Gm.Hav
a Gd Day.:-).:-).
***************
Achhe Dost Kitni bar bhi Rooth Jaye unhe Mana Lena Chahiye.. Kyunki..
Woh kamine hamare saare raaz jaante hai! :-
************
Name of PENIS with Age: 01-05: Nunu 06-10: Phullu 11-14: Lulli 15-20:
Pappu 20-25: Pyaasa 26-35: Shikari 36-50: Naram Garam 51-60: Kaamchor
61-75: Zinda lash.
**************
Plz note. : If any 1 calls u, saying he is frm mobile co.& asks u 2
type #09 or #90, plz DONT DO SO & CUT D CALL, bcoz dis is an attmpt of
PAKISTANI "jihadis"
*************
2 find out ur sim card no. 2 make use of it. Its confirmd by NOKIA &
MOTOROLA & verified frm CNN website. Plz inform as many frndz as u
can..! Tk care.
**************
Bhulana tumhe na asan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga Aap to baste ho
ruh me hamari Bus Aap hame na bhulana ye Aapka ehsan hoga !
***************
The two dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bombs are: 1)
girl's SMILE & 2 girl's TEAR both can make a man to do anything.
**************
Zarurat nhi chand sitaron ki, na zrurat hai Faltu Bhenchod yaaro ki,
bus ek dost chahiye tere jaisa, jo waqt pade to maa chod de hazaro
ki...!
***************
1Kunwari Ldki Ko Baccha Ho GyaUsKe BaaP Ne Poocha Ye KisKa Baccha he?
Ldki-papa chhota chhota rechrge dalwati thi pata nhi kisne ye lifeTime
pack daal diya.!
***************
Heart surgery free of cost for children (0-10 yrs)Sri Sathya Sai
Institute, Bengaluru Ph: 08028411500 Plz forward it. Ho skta h kisi ki
jaan bach jaye. Plz
*****************
Ek Aadmi Chai Wale Se, Bade Mood Me Bola: Yaar Ek Sexy Chay Pilana,
Chay Wala Bola: Hamare Yahan Gaay Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Bipasha wasu Ka
Nahi..
******************
Ladki kapde utar kar apne boyfrnd se boli: "Humare bacche ka naam kya
hoga?"Boyfrnd condom pehante hue bola: "Iske baad bhi hua to JAADU
rakhenge.
****************
Birbal Aur Tansen
Birbal Aur Tanesen me akshar is baat ko lekar nok jhonk hoti thi ki
koun kitna bada tis markha hai.
Birbal kehta tha ki mai sabse bada tis markha hoon
tansen bola mai sabse bada tis markha hoon
to tansen bola ki mai maharaaj ke saamne maharani ki chuchiyan choos sakta hoon
birbal bola agar tum aisa kar loge to mai sabke saamne bhari sabha me
nanga aa jayunga.
to dono me sart lag gayi
tansen ne bhi tao tao me sart to laga di par woh sart kaise jeete isko lekar bhi woh sochne laga.
use ek din ek sapera dikha usne usse ek saap kharid liya jo ki jahrila nahi tha aur use khoob training di aur saap itna trained ho gaya ki tansen ki matra ek isare se hi woh jakar wohin kaatta tha.
ek baar maharaj aur uski raani park me baith kar isk pharma rahe the tabhi tansen jhariyon me choop kar apne saap ke saath sab kuch dekh raha tha.
tabhi usne maharani ki choochiyon ki taraf isara karte huye apne saap ko sanket diya saap dhire dhire jakar maharani ki choochiyon par kaat diya.
tabhi maharaaj jor jor se chillane lage bachao meri biwi ko saap ne kaat liya.
tansen jhariyon me se nikla aur maharaj se bola.
jaan ki kher ho to maharaj ek upay pes karoon.
maharaj : bolo
tansen : maharaaj mai sara jahar choos ke nikal deta hoon
maharaaj : jo karna hai madarchod jaldi kar.
aur tansen choos ke sara jahar nikal diya. tabhi wahan par birbal aa gaya aur tansen ko choochi chooste huye dekh liya
aab birbal ki gand phatne lagi agle din use darbaar me nanga aana hai
aur agle din birbal bhari darbaar me nanga aa gaya
tabhi maharaaj bole birbal yeh kya gustakhi hai
birbal jor se chillane laga maharaaj saap ne land me kaat diya hoojoor
maharaaj : tansen choos lo jahar
koun kitna bada tis markha hai.
Birbal kehta tha ki mai sabse bada tis markha hoon
tansen bola mai sabse bada tis markha hoon
to tansen bola ki mai maharaaj ke saamne maharani ki chuchiyan choos sakta hoon
birbal bola agar tum aisa kar loge to mai sabke saamne bhari sabha me
nanga aa jayunga.
to dono me sart lag gayi
tansen ne bhi tao tao me sart to laga di par woh sart kaise jeete isko lekar bhi woh sochne laga.
use ek din ek sapera dikha usne usse ek saap kharid liya jo ki jahrila nahi tha aur use khoob training di aur saap itna trained ho gaya ki tansen ki matra ek isare se hi woh jakar wohin kaatta tha.
ek baar maharaj aur uski raani park me baith kar isk pharma rahe the tabhi tansen jhariyon me choop kar apne saap ke saath sab kuch dekh raha tha.
tabhi usne maharani ki choochiyon ki taraf isara karte huye apne saap ko sanket diya saap dhire dhire jakar maharani ki choochiyon par kaat diya.
tabhi maharaaj jor jor se chillane lage bachao meri biwi ko saap ne kaat liya.
tansen jhariyon me se nikla aur maharaj se bola.
jaan ki kher ho to maharaj ek upay pes karoon.
maharaj : bolo
tansen : maharaaj mai sara jahar choos ke nikal deta hoon
maharaaj : jo karna hai madarchod jaldi kar.
aur tansen choos ke sara jahar nikal diya. tabhi wahan par birbal aa gaya aur tansen ko choochi chooste huye dekh liya
aab birbal ki gand phatne lagi agle din use darbaar me nanga aana hai
aur agle din birbal bhari darbaar me nanga aa gaya
tabhi maharaaj bole birbal yeh kya gustakhi hai
birbal jor se chillane laga maharaaj saap ne land me kaat diya hoojoor
maharaaj : tansen choos lo jahar
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